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Albino Penis Envy – Magic Mushrooms
$60.00 – $190.00
APE or Albino Penis Envy is a robust mix of a well-known Penis Envy strain and PF Albino. All these strains belong to the Psilocybe cubensis species. And even if you have heard thousands of times that “a cube is a cube,” Albino Penis Envy is something indeed out of this world.
What makes Albino Penis Envy stand out?
- Cosmic potency, so it’s recommended for experienced users only!;
- Unusual appearance with thick white stems and small caps;
- It’s hard to grow since it’s mould susceptible.
As with all crossbreeds that can’t be found in the wild and are hard to grow, it’s easier to buy Albino Penis Envy online in Canada and enjoy its psychedelic vibes right away. However, its ancestors were potent, giving APE 1,16% average total tryptamine content. Albino Penis Envy requires careful dozing and mindful use.
Albino Penis Envy Shrooms – Effects & What to ExpectThe effects will last 6 to 8 hours, from start to finish. With all doses except the microdose, you'll start experiencing the effects approximately 30 minutes after the administration. The peak will come in about 60 to 90 minutes after the administration. The exact effects of Albino Penis Envy will largely depend on the dosage you take:
Microdose (in one week after the first administration):
- Improved focus;
- Less fatigue;
- Productivity boost;
- Better control and understanding of emotions;
- Decreased depressive thoughts.
Minimal recreational dose:
- Minor alterations in perception of the surroundings (visual changes include vibrating and moving contours of objects, sparkling, increased light sensitivity);
- Notably improved creativity;
- Significant mood improvement (if the set and setting are right).
Full recreational dose:
- More prominent perception alteration;
- Therapeutic effect (if intended) on mental health;
- Possibly a strictly individual spiritual experience.
- Strong psychedelic effects (visual hallucinations, altered perception of light and sound, increased sensitivity, a more profound «trip»);
- Easier introspection and improved self-analysis;
- Dramatically increased compassion and empathy;
- Open-mindedness, increased ability to process information and think «outside the box»;
- Lightness in movement, dizziness.
Heroic dose:Exceptionally strong effects, strictly individual, unpredictable and defined by set and setting and previous experiences. Recommended exclusively to those experienced with psychoactive substances. The effects here are defined not by the substance itself but by your approach.
When to Take Albino Penis Envy Magic MushroomsThere is no general instruction on when to take APE. It also depends on your state of mind and your wants/needs. General occasions include:
- Listening to the music, whether it's at a festival or in your room, you'll definitely find something new;
- Bonding with nature in the nearest park;
- Lying and thinking about who you are, why you are here and what to do.
Albino Penis Envy – How Much to TakeBelow you'll find approximate dosing guidelines for dried Albino Penis Envy mushrooms:
- Microdose for barely notable background positive effects: 0,2 to 0,6 mg;
- Minimal recreational: 0,7 mg to 1,1 gram;
- Full recreational: 1,2 to 3,3 grams;
- High dose for intensive spiritual effects: 3,4 to 5 grams;
- Heroic: over 5 grams at once (not recommended for beginners).
Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – AdministrationIf you think about regular shrooms, how would you administer them? While it's not the best idea to fry magic mushrooms, the best way to consume them is just by eating small pieces. Why small pieces? Well, it's all about the flavour. Spoiler alert: It's not a gourmet delight. It's like a typical dried mushroom but with an extra side of bitter and chewy (thanks to its dense structure). That's why people came up with several ways to avoid dried shrooms taste:
- Grind your Albino Penis Envy into the powder or cut it into tiny pieces to swallow them without chewing;
- Try adding it into dishes or beverages or buy premade psilocybin edibles online in our Toronto magic mushroom dispensary;
- Try lemon trekking or explore other ways to consume dried magic mushrooms.
Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – Efficiency & Safety RulesFunguyz wants to make psilocybin easily accessible to everyone since we believe in its therapeutic potency. But we also promote its safe use:
- To enjoy your trip, it's best to prepare beforehand. Free your schedule for at least 8 hours. Nothing should disturb you from the deep introspection;
- Have a sober friend with you – a trip sitter – who will help you control your actions. However, it would be best if you were very close to this person so as not to feel stressed or anxious;
- Choose a safe space. For the first time, it's preferable to eat shrooms in your room. You can go to the park later when you'll feel more comfortable around psychedelics.
Albino Penis Envy Mushroom – AppearanceIt's not surprising that a shroom with a "penis" in its title has a phallic appearance. APE looks just like regular Penis Envy, with some differences – shorter stem and pale white colour:
- Size: average, 4-6 inches long stem, 0,5 to1,5 inches in cap diameter;
- Cap: pale white, bulbous form; gills are tightly pressed to the stem since it doesn't sporulate;
- Stem: extremely thick, white with blue tint due to the bruising.
Albino Penis Envy – OriginsAPE's history is what you always expect from a lab-bred mutant - it's pretty plain and documented:
- Sporeworks were the ones who supposedly isolated and spread reliable spore samples;
- As for the original Penis Envy, its history is a real thriller that began in the early 1970s by the McKenna brothers;
- While it's widely believed that Steven Pollack was the one who stabilized Penis Envy we know today, new theories claim that Rich Gutierrez is the actual PE creator.