Penis Envy – Magic Mushrooms

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Penis Envy strain is one of the most potent and common strains of Psilocybe cubensis. The potency can be attributed to high concentration of psilocybin in these mushrooms, in comparison with the majority of other magic mushrooms you can buy in Canada today.

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Penis Envy – How Much to Take

The dosing depends on the desired effect. Note that the figures below are adjusted for dried Penis envy, not the fresh ones:
  • Micro dose for barely notable background positive effects: 0,1 to 0,5 mg;
  • Minimal recreational: 0,6 mg to 1 gram;
  • Full recreational: 1 to 3 grams;
  • High dose for intensive spiritual effects: 3 to 5 grams;
  • Heroic: over 5 grams at once (not recommended for beginners).
You should know that the optimal Penis Envy dosage is always (with no exceptions) individual, with relatively wide frames set for “levels” of experience. It’s always best to start low and slow, increasing the dose to find your “sweet spot” with every administration.

Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – Administration

While there are several ways to administer a dried Penis Envy mushroom, the most common one as of today is simply eating small bits of it. Unless you’re exceptionally experienced in it, you’ll need a precise electric scale. Even minor differences in the dosage may alter the effects. In terms of taste, don’t expect miracles: a dried Penis Envy mushroom tastes exactly like a dried mushroom. A little bitter, not quite tasty, chewy (dried Penis Envy is particularly chewy because of its dense structure). Some tips to avoid the unpleasant taste:
  • Cut your Penis Envy dosage in extra small pieces;
  • Add it to a cold dish as seasoning;
  • Eat something tasty right after you eat the shroom.
Mushrooms are not reactive to any of the proteins in food, so you can add it to anything cold and sweet.

Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – Efficiency & Safety Rules

You have to be careful with temperatures: heat «destroys» psilocybin. A heated Penis Envy shroom would be a waste of money with decreased or completely eliminated effects. Setting plays a key role and largely defines your experience with any doses higher than a typical micro dose. Make sure you’re feeling comfortable in your surroundings, with no stress-inducing factors expected in the next 6 to 8 hours or present. If you’re new to the field of psychedelics and just try it out, make sure that you don’t exaggerate your dosage. NO ALCOHOL and NO MEDICATIONS should be in your system, as psilocybin in Penis Envy may interact with other chemical substances in unpredictable ways.

Penis Envy Shrooms – Effects & What to expect

The effects will last for 6 to 8 hours start to finish. With all doses except the Penis Envy magic mushrooms microdosing capsules, you’ll start experiencing the effects in approximately 30 minutes after the administration. The peak will come in approximately 60 to 90 minutes after the administration. The exact effects of Penis Envy strain will largely depend on the dosage you take:

Microdose (in the span of one week after the first administration):

  • Improved focus;
  • Less fatigue;
  • Productivity boost;
  • Better control and understanding of emotions;
  • Decreased depressive thoughts.

Minimal recreational dose:

  • Minor alterations in perception of the surroundings (visual changes include vibrating and moving contours of objects, sparkling, increased light sensitivity);
  • Notably improved creativity;
  • Significant mood improvement (if the set and setting are right).

Full recreational dose:

  • More prominent perception alteration;
  • Therapeutic effect (if intended) on mental health;
  • Possibly a strictly individual spiritual experience.

High dose:

  • Strong psychedelic effects (visual hallucinations, altered perception of light, sound, increased sensitivity, a deeper «trip»);
  • Easier introspection and improved self-analysis;
  • Dramatically increased compassion and empathy;
  • Open-mindedness, increased ability to process information and think «outside the box»;
  • Lightness in movement, dizziness.

Heroic dose:

Exceptionally strong effects, strictly individual, unpredictable and defined by set and setting. Recommended exclusively to those experienced with psychoactive substances. The effects here are defined not by the substance itself, but by your approach.

When to Take Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Penis Envy is different from other psychedelic mushrooms in multiple aspects, though the only one that matters for decision-making is its potency. While mild doses of Penis Envy are perfectly suitable for all common occasions:
  • Take a walk in nature to eliminate anxiety;
  • Discover new “layers” of your favorite music;
  • Connect with your friends and close ones on a deeper spiritual level;
We suggest that the best use for Penis Envy, taking its high potency into account, would be retrospective, aimed at breaking your ordinary inner monologue pathways and wandering off the “usual” consciousness trail.
  • Eliminate your dependency on the DMN (default mode network, the “ordinary” thinking pattern);
  • Expand your creativity and unleash the suppressed potential;
  • Aim at a deeper understanding of your strong and weak mental sides;
  • Break through the self-perception limitations you’ve got “used to”;
  • Come up with life quality improvement ways you would not consider in an unaltered state of mind.
In simple terms, one of the most effective ways to utilize the effects of Penis Envy mushroom would be just to relax and think, with no boundaries and constraints. NOTE: We’re talking about positive effects and occasions that are possible exclusively in case you’re in a good state of mind, in a comfortable and calm place, with no people around that might intentionally or unintentionally ruin your experience and turn your journey into a bad trip.

Penis Envy Mushroom – Appearance

The phallic appearance is to blame for the mushroom’s unusual name. When fresh and just harvested, Penis Envy shrooms should look like this:
  • Size: above average, 5-7 inches long stem, 1 to 2,5 inches in cap diameter;
  • Cap: golden color, bulbous form;
  • Stem: long and thick, wrinkly, significantly “thicker” than the majority of other magic mushrooms.
Overall, the mushroom stands for its name: the shape, the size, the “hardness” of it make it look like a penis some guys would definitely envy. While there’s no official history for the naming of the strain, it’s believed to be related to the similar Freudian term, a female psychosexual development stage.

Penis Envy – Origins

It’s important to mention that there’s no official version of the mushroom origins. We know a few facts about the Penis Envy strain:
  • May grow naturally in Colombia's Amazon region, possibly in South East Asia;
  • Spores first collected by Terrence MacKenna in the 1970s;
  • Started growing in popularity in the 1970-1980s all across the United States, Canada and Europe.
While some facts are verifiable, there’s still a mystery surrounding the origins of the Penis Envy. Luckily, the decades of continuous cultivation and use in a wide spectrum of doses, occasions and settings, still make it a reliable option, regardless of the mushroom’s shady past.

Variations of Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Penis Envy, as a Psilocybe cubensis strain, has dozens of variations, close to the original, though altered in specific ways. IMPORTANT: The Penis Envy mushroom that you get by ordering this product is a classic strain, with no alterations made to its characteristics since the initial discovery in the 1970s. Based on your goals and personal response to the strain, you can choose a modified version of Penis Envy. The list of most popular options includes:

Penis Envy 6 (Penis Envy #6, PE6, PE#6)

The designer strain, was developed by a famous mycologist RogerRabbit. It is, essentially, a crossbreed between the classic Penis Envy and TX Orange Cap (another cubensis strain). It’s considered to be a slightly «weaker» alternative to Penis Envy, though it’s still a potent magic mushroom by itself.

Albino Penis Envy (APE, PE Albino)

The main difference, hence the name, is in appearance: APE strain has altered pigmentation and appears more white when fresh or dried. More demanding in terms of cultivation, but just as potent as the classic Penis Envy strain.

Penis Envy Uncut (PEU, Uncut PE)

Taking the naming game to a different level, Penis Envy Uncut has a higher psilocybin concentration and is considered to provide more notable effects than the “original” strain in smaller doses. It’s a relatively new strain, easier to grow, but definitely not recommended to beginners.

Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – Alternatives

While the Penis Envy is probably the most popular strain on the market, you can expand your experience with other options:

Blue Meanies

Also known as Panaeolus Cyanescens (not the Psilocybe cubensis version), are significantly «lighter» and milder than Penis Envy.

Golden Teachers

Even milder alternative, for those seeking a relaxed and stress-free experience. Note that Golden Teachers is still suitable for advanced psychedelic experience, though the volume of the shroom you’d have to take is higher.

Melmac (aka AMLC)

Significantly different from Penis Envy in terms of appearance, though relatively close to it in terms of potency and effects. For a full selection of top-quality dried magic mushrooms you can buy, please check the Shrooms page.

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
Ancient M.

Ok, well, my first experience was heroic to say the least. While it's not recommended, I was drinking a bit (3 drinks ) before I tried. 3 months earlier I had been listening to Jordan Peterson and he was talking about a psychedelic drug study he heard of where the participants all reported to the person running the study - they all reported their experiences (and I don't remember what the drug was ...might have been Psilocybin...but not sure). Anyway, they all reported the EXACT same thing to the person running the study and that person shut it down because they were so freaked out - everyone reported the EXACT same thing - that they met aliens! (I didn't meet aliens :) . ... that stuck with me for a long time. I bought from this site and didn't try anything for awhile . I didn't want to just try it for the sake of trying it. I wanted to wait until I felt something or was moved or inspired...something. So, about a month after buying , I finished a painting and part of that painting for some reason started to draw my focus and attention. And for many hours I kept (while sober) looking at and fixating on a particular part of my painting (which has never happened like that). I went for a run and at the end of my run I was listening to 'Enigma - Return To Innocence' . When I got home, I went and looked at my painting and again was still fixating on one specific part of my painting; it's all I could look at. Ok, so, 3 hours later (and a few drinks) , while still mostly sober, I decided to try it. And over the course of the next 4 hours, the part of my painting wasn't calling me to it - it was calling me through it. Yeah, I know. So I ended up dancing to that song over and over and over. And then, one time, I went through my painting. I met myself as a young boy sitting against a stone wall playing with a jagged rock. I talked to him/me. That was in ancient Egypt over 3000 years ago. I talked to him/me and asked him to help an old man sitting near by to stand up. He/me smiled and did it and I came back through my painting. I won't even go into part II. (ps, this is real for me...not a joke). I'm not even sure if this will be allowed to be posted. I took I think about 7-9 grams.


Mind is so clean, it's a string.
Poke me in, let me ring.
I'm a drum, dam dam dam.

Riley S.

These shrooms were awesome had a great time about 4 hour of just laughing had good visuals as well very calming

Otto (London, CA)
Good stuff, strong stuff

I got these from the London store.
They're quite potent. I personally got some stomach discomfort from them, even when doing the lemon tek. But this is to be expected from shrooms in general, so no points taken away for that.
I don't have a scale, so I wasn't able to measure out my doses (I know, I know) but the one time I tried a very small dose, I experienced no visual effects, physically felt more relaxed & mentally felt more relaxed and happy.

The times I took a larger dose were quite intense. Within the first 30-45 minutes, I don't experience any effects.
After 45 minutes, colors are more vibrant, start seeing slight motion in objects, emotions start getting more enhanced
1-1.5 hours in, everything is breathing. Shapes warp, expand & contract. Textures change. Closed eye visuals. Thoughts start becoming more abstract, emotions are very enhanced. Time becomes difficult to keep track of.
Peak: Physically, I was very lethargic, even fell onto my bed because I couldn't hold myself up anymore. But once I landed in bed, waves of euphoria came over me. Also couldnt physically keep my eyes open.
Visually, it's hard to describe. Think of an overlay of repeating patterns, but there's full experiences that happen on top of that which words can't describe.
Emotionally, this is where you need to be able to let go & surrender to the experience. Trying to fight it will cause things to turn dark, so just let the mushroom do it's thing and accept the experience.
There was a point where I lost the difference between what was me and what wasn't, very spiritual experience.
The comedown is amazing. Coming back into your body & feeling reborn. Feeling such a sincere feeling of peace and calm. & the afterglow can last for a few weeks after.

Overall, it's an amazing and spiritually enlightening experience that's words cannot accurately describe. I wouldn't recommend diving into a large dose unless you already have experience with altered states of consciousness AND have a good understanding of grounding/breathing techniques as it is an extremely intense experience. I definitely recommend this to anyone interested in trying shrooms! If you have a sensitive stomach like myself, try making it into a tea with some ginger!

Alexandre V. (Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, CA)
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