Albino Penis Envy – Magic Mushrooms

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APE or Albino Penis Envy strain is a robust mix of a well-known Penis Envy strain and PF Albino. All these strains belong to the Psilocybe cubensis species. And even if you have heard thousands of times that “a cube is a cube,” Albino Penis Envy is something indeed out of this world.

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Albino Penis Envy – How Much to Take

Below you'll find approximate dosing guidelines for dried Albino Penis Envy mushrooms:
  • Microdose for barely notable background positive effects: 0,2 to 0,6 mg;
  • Minimal recreational: 0,7 mg to 1,1 gram;
  • Full recreational: 1,2 to 3,3 grams;
  • High dose for intensive spiritual effects: 3,4 to 5 grams;
  • Heroic: over 5 grams at once (not recommended for beginners).
As with all psychedelic substances, you need to take time to find your "sweet spot." The optimal dose is ALWAYS individual, and countless factors affect it. Just remember to start low and adjust your bites if needed.

Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – Administration

If you think about regular shrooms, how would you administer them? While it's not the best idea to fry magic mushrooms, the best way to consume them is just by eating small pieces. Why small pieces? Well, it's all about the flavour. Spoiler alert: It's not a gourmet delight. It's like a typical dried mushroom but with an extra side of bitter and chewy (thanks to its dense structure). That's why people came up with several ways to avoid dried shrooms taste: Another tip to get the most out of your trip is eating APE on an empty stomach. However, you can feel dizzy due to its earthy taste.

Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – Efficiency & Safety Rules

Funguyz wants to make psilocybin easily accessible to everyone since we believe in its therapeutic potency. But we also promote its safe use:
  • To enjoy your trip, it's best to prepare beforehand. Free your schedule for at least 8 hours. Nothing should disturb you from the deep introspection;
  • Have a sober friend with you – a trip sitter – who will help you control your actions. However, it would be best if you were very close to this person so as not to feel stressed or anxious;
  • Choose a safe space. For the first time, it's preferable to eat shrooms in your room. You can go to the park later when you'll feel more comfortable around psychedelics.
Remember to start with a low dose. Don't eat more than one bite if you can't feel the effects immediately. Relax and wait for at least 40 minutes. APE's reaction to other substances is unpredictable, so NO ALCOHOL and NO MEDICATIONS should be in your system.

Albino Penis Envy Shrooms – Effects & What to Expect

The effects will last 6 to 8 hours, from start to finish. With all doses except the microdose, you'll start experiencing the effects approximately 30 minutes after the administration. The peak will come in about 60 to 90 minutes after the administration. The exact effects of Albino Penis Envy strain will largely depend on the dosage you take:

Microdose (in one week after the first administration):

  • Improved focus;
  • Less fatigue;
  • Productivity boost;
  • Better control and understanding of emotions;
  • Decreased depressive thoughts.

Minimal recreational dose:

  • Minor alterations in perception of the surroundings (visual changes include vibrating and moving contours of objects, sparkling, increased light sensitivity);
  • Notably improved creativity;
  • Significant mood improvement (if the set and setting are right).

Full recreational dose:

  • More prominent perception alteration;
  • Therapeutic effect (if intended) on mental health;
  • Possibly a strictly individual spiritual experience.

High dose:

  • Strong psychedelic effects (visual hallucinations, altered perception of light and sound, increased sensitivity, a more profound «trip»);
  • Easier introspection and improved self-analysis;
  • Dramatically increased compassion and empathy;
  • Open-mindedness, increased ability to process information and think «outside the box»;
  • Lightness in movement, dizziness.

Heroic dose:

Exceptionally strong effects, strictly individual, unpredictable and defined by set and setting and previous experiences. Recommended exclusively to those experienced with psychoactive substances. The effects here are defined not by the substance itself but by your approach.

When to Take Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

There is no general instruction on when to take APE. It also depends on your state of mind and your wants/needs. General occasions include:
  • Listening to the music, whether it's at a festival or in your room, you'll definitely find something new;
  • Bonding with nature in the nearest park;
  • Lying and thinking about who you are, why you are here and what to do.
Generally, Albino Penis Envy is a great way to rethink your life without using old patterns and constraints. If you have clear intentions before the trip, you'll most likely come out of it as an absolutely new person. NOTE: We're talking about positive effects and occasions that are possible exclusively in case you're in a good state of mind, in a comfortable and calm place, with no people around that might intentionally or unintentionally ruin your experience and turn your journey into a bad trip.

Albino Penis Envy Mushroom – Appearance

It's not surprising that a shroom with a "penis" in its title has a phallic appearance. APE looks just like regular Penis Envy, with some differences – shorter stem and pale white colour:
  • Size: average, 4-6 inches long stem, 0,5 to1,5 inches in cap diameter;
  • Cap: pale white, bulbous form; gills are tightly pressed to the stem since it doesn't sporulate;
  • Stem: extremely thick, white with blue tint due to the bruising.
Albino Penis Envy took the best from its parents: an unusual lack of pigment from Professor's Fanaticus mutation and a thick, potent stem from PE. Even though it comes from 2 potent strains, according to the Psilocybin Cup, APE is more potent than other Psilocybe cubensis variations but not nearly the strongest.

Albino Penis Envy – Origins

APE's history is what you always expect from a lab-bred mutant - it's pretty plain and documented:
  • Sporeworks were the ones who supposedly isolated and spread reliable spore samples;
  • As for the original Penis Envy, its history is a real thriller that began in the early 1970s by the McKenna brothers;
  • While it's widely believed that Steven Pollack was the one who stabilized Penis Envy we know today, new theories claim that Rich Gutierrez is the actual PE creator.
Hamilton Morris wrote the article for Vice in 2009 and revisited it ten years later, backing up his words with an interview with Mr. Richard Guiterrez himself.

Variations of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Since Albino Penis Envy is a variation of Penis Envy itself, it doesn't get many of its variations. Unlike other shrooms online, it's a mutation that can't reproduce without humans and outside the lab. However, enthusiasts kept experimenting, so one popular variation arose.

White Rabbit

WR is a cross between Albino Penis Envy and Moby Dick. It is also white and quite potent, while it doesn't have contamination problems and is surprisingly easy to grow.

Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms – Alternatives

If you aren't keen on a pale white colour and don't want something that potent, there are numerous alternatives you can try:

Blue Meanies

Also known as Panaeolus Cyanescens (not the Psilocybe cubensis version), are significantly «lighter» and milder than Penis Envy. They also provide a unique experience when added to microdosing capsules. You can buy Blue Meanies microdosing capsules in our shop and elevate your everyday experience.

Golden Teacher

Even milder strain for those seeking a relaxed and stress-free experience. Note that Golden Teacher is still suitable for advanced psychedelic experience, though the volume of the shroom you'd have to take is higher.

Penis Envy

Probably the first thing that comes to mind is trying an APE's mother strain. It is more potent than its Albino version, so you should be even more careful dosing it.

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