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Alc Squats – Magic Mushrooms
$60.00 – $190.00
One and only, mysterious as hell, the Alcabenzi (ALC) or Alacabenzi strain belongs to the Psilocybe cubensis species. However, we called it puzzling for a reason: there are dozens of its appearance theories and even more questions about its rare mutation, Alc Squats. If we try to describe them shortly, we got something like this:
- Excellent mushroom for beginners that creates an energetic trip;
- The potency is a golden mean between something like Golden Teacher and Penis Envy;
- It has an extraordinary appearance as if it were taken from the bottom of the sea.
We are not saying that this comparison is appropriate with all strains, yet Alc Squats magic mushroom strain is a Sativa in the world of shrooms online. The Alacabenzi trip makes you feel like you ate a pack of strong cannabis edibles – no intense hallucinations, just a warm and relaxing trip with soft euphoria and light body high.
Buy Alc Squats Strain of Magic Mushrooms – Effects and ExpectationsWe all have our reasons to buy Alc Squats magic mushrooms. Some are captivated by its appearance, while others want to feel pleasant relaxation or, on the contrary, an energetic punch. The trip usually lasts 4-8 hours, and the first effects appear from 30 minutes to 1 hour. Depending on the ingestion method, the peak is 2-5 hours. Here, we give an approximate breakdown of effects depending on the dose we provided before.
Microdosing (in one week from the first pill)
- Enhanced mood;
- Feeling energetic;
- Easier emotion processing;
- Less sadness and other unpleasant thoughts.
Minimal Recreational Dose
- Funny feeling at the fingertips;
- Start feeling and seeing objects moving and changing;
- Creativity explosion, easy problem-solving;
- Start to feel really happy.
Full Recreational Dose
- Increased openness to other people and nature;
- Stabilized mental health;
- Firstly relaxing sensations can now launch you into space. It feels like you squatted before jumping;
- Start seeing a few visuals.
- Deep body high (similar to strong cannabis edibles);
- Distortions of perception and reality;
- Difficulty in physical balance (feeling twisty-turny);
- Time distortion.
Heroic DoseNo one can predict what exactly will happen on such a high dose. It highly depends on what you want to achieve. Maybe you’ll talk to yourself from the past/future, quit smoking, and lose your ego. The possibilities are endless. But this dose is for experienced users only.
When to Take Alcabenzi Squats Magic MushroomsPeople use magic mushrooms not only for recreation but also often for deep personal exploration and to enhance various sensory experiences. There are different life spheres where shrooms can help you. If you approach them with the right attitude, the benefits will be countless. Here are some ideas about when, where, and why you can take Alc Squats:
- During personal reflection or spiritual reflection. The psychedelic experience can offer new perspectives and insights, making it a preferred choice during times of personal exploration;
- Consuming magic mushrooms while in a natural setting, such as during a hike or in a peaceful garden, can significantly enhance the experience. The natural beauty and calmness of the outdoors can complement the psychedelic effects, leading to a more profound and enjoyable experience;
- Sharing the experience with close friends or in a comfortable group setting can create a supportive and enriching environment. It's essential to be around people you trust and feel satisfied with, as the experience can be intense and emotional.
Dosage Guidelines for Alc Squats Magic MushroomsAs with all substances – your perfect dose depends only on you. Here, at FunGuyz, we offer a unique product that NO OTHER dispensary has. So, it may be challenging to achieve the desired effect since there are numerous factors influencing it. We are here to make it easier, so here are basic guidelines for the dose of dried Alc Squat mushrooms:
- Microdose for minor positive effects – 0,75 to 1,20 grams;
- The minimal recreational dose is 1,25 grams to 2,5 grams;
- Full recreational – 2,6 to 3,6 grams;
- The intense experience starts at 3,7 to 5 grams;
- This dose is for experienced users only – 5 grams or more at once.
Administering Alacabenzi Squats Magic MushroomsThere is nothing as easy as just eating dried magic mushrooms. It stays the most tried and true way to administer them. Alc Squats strain is no exception. Unfortunately, or not, only its extraterrestrial appearance is what differentiates it from other Psilocybe cubensis strains. In terms of taste, a shroom is a shroom - bitter, earthy, and chewy. Here are a few tips to make your experience tastier:
- Cut your dose into tiny pieces and swallow them right away, trying not to place them on your taste buds;
- Eat or drink something tasty after you eat shrooms. It also helps avoid nausea later;
- Buy Alc Squats magic mushroom strain and mask its taste in other food like a salad or even an ice cream.
Efficiency and Safety Guidelines for Alc Squats Magic MushroomsIt's not mushrooms we are worried about, but your safety. With mushrooms, it is easy. We have an extensive answer in our blog article “How to Properly Store Magic Mushrooms.” For your safety, the rules are as follows:
- NEVER mix psilocybin mushrooms with alcohol, weed, or other substances. It can have unpredictable and unpleasant effects;
- If you are new to shrooms, start with a low dose and eat something before trying them. In this way, you will check how shrooms work on you and avoid unpleasant feelings in the guts;
- Have a sober friend near you, or even invite a professional therapist to get as many insights from your trip as possible.
Alcabenzi Squats Mushroom – AppearanceAs previously mentioned, Alc Squats are indeed something in terms of appearance. They don’t look like shrooms at all. They're more like a colony of sea creatures or corals. Some users also describe Alc Squats magic mushrooms as a cross between anemone and spineless sea urchin. You definitely won’t see them in the wild since it’s a rare mutation. However, this is what they look like when they are fresh:
- Size: chubby and short like they’re doing squats, the stem peeks out from under a pressed cap, somewhere between 2,7 to 3,5 inches in diameter;
- Cap: Graduating from dark orange to dusty beige in the middle, the cap is placed in the stem like a lid on a pan in which the dough rises, only concave inward. Sometimes, there are white dots on the cap or cracked star pattern, 1,8 - 2,5 inches in diameter;
- Stem: wide, squishy, white with yellowish tint, 3 - 4 inches in diameter.
Alc Squats – OriginsPsychedelic mushrooms have been a part of human history for thousands of years. Despite their long-standing use, the precise origins of Alacabenzi mushrooms remain somewhat shrouded in mystery. This strain is generally thought to be a hybrid, combining the genetic traits of two distinct mushroom varieties, but the details are not thoroughly documented. It is also true for such a mutation as Alc Squats, which is nowhere to be found except in special mycological forums and spores shops. We can’t trace where exactly Alc Squats came from since it is a mutation, like a blob mutation in tentacle-looking Enigma. However, we have some info about its parent strain. Here are three main theories about how Alacabenzi mushrooms came into existence:
- The first theory posits that Alacabenzi mushrooms are a fusion of a specific Psilocybe cubensis strain – Golden Teachers, and Psilocybe Mexicana;
- Another perspective suggests a more straightforward origin: Alacabenzi might be a cross between the Liberty Caps (Psilocybe semilanceata) and Golden Teachers, both well-known strains that were popular in the late 90s up to the early 2000s;
- A third viewpoint aligns with the idea that "Alabama" contributes to the first part of the name "Alacabenzi." However, it diverges by attributing the second part of the name to "Mazatepec, Mexico," which is also considered a source location for the parent Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms.